Live Life Laughing: Science

Q: What do you call 12 examples of that which has mass and occupies space?
A: Dozen Matter.

Plants use photosynthesis when they want a light snack.

Q: What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
A: Sorry. My fault.

Q: What did the biologist wear to impress his date?
A: Designer genes.

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