Q: What kind of a doctor is Dr. Pepper?
A: A Fizz-ision
Q: Why is it hard to have a conversation with a goat?
A: Because they’re always
Q: Why did the clock get kicked out of the library?
A: It tocked too much.
I’d like to end with chimney jokes–I’ve got a stack of ’em.
The first one’s on the house.