I accidentally rubbed ketchup
in my eyes.
Now I have Heinz sight.
My wife asked me if I could clear the table.
I had to take a running start, but I made it.
Just had a police officer come to my door saying he was looking for a man with one eye.
I told him if he used both eyes, he’d probably find him a lot faster.
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Kathleen S Evenhouse 