Live Life Laughing

A copy of The Christmas Carol just fell on my toe.
I hurt like the Dickens.

I went to the doctor to complain about hearing problems.
He asked me, “Can you describe the symptoms?”
I said, “Well, Homer’s a fat guy, and Marge has blue hair.”

I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
He said, “Thanks.”
I said, “Don’t mention it.”

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