Live Life Laughing

I cut myself, so I called the doctor and asked if I could put in my own stitches.
She said, “Suture self.”

My grandkids are visiting. I just asked them, “Did you know that you have the right to remain silent even when you are not being arrested?”

If I had a nickel for every pun about bread, I’d has a pun per nickel.

picture by DDP on Unsplash

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