A chicken crossed the ocean and met a British spy. “What’s your name?” he asked the man.
“Bond. James Bond,” the spy said. “What’s yours?”
“Ken. Chick Ken,” the bird cackled.

What do you call an underwater spy?
Pond. James Pond.

I just bought a new blindfold. I can’t see myself wearing it.

Another joke from Laurel: What happens to a hot dog when it gets cold?
It turns into a chili dog.