Did you hear about the ice cream truck that crashed?
The driver said it wasn’t his fault. He blamed it on the Rocky Road.

A truck loaded with Vick’s Vapor Rub turned over on a busy highway near Chicago.
Amazingly, there was no congestion for the next 8 hours.

A few of my grandkids declare this is really true.
Nothing tops a plain pizza.

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Sometimes, when you check your budget, you decide to make do with what’s on hand.