I’ll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers.
Don’t get it? Ask your fourth grader.

What is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.

Orion’s belt is a big waist of stars.
Bad joke. Only 3 stars.

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Sometimes you can really identify with a character in the book. Is it because you have had a similar experience? Is it because he responds to serious conversations with a joke, just like you do? Is it because she has all the traits you admire?