Q: How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?
A: By its bark.
Grandpa went to the bank for a loan.
The teller said, “I’m sorry, but the loan arranger isn’t in today.”
“That’s all right,” Grandpa said. “I’ll just speak to Tonto.”
It’s so depressing to work on a horse ranch.
I’m surrounded by neigh-sayers.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 