Why did Dad stop using his loyalty card to scraped ice from the windshield?
He only got 10% off.

What’s an ig?
A snowhouse without a loo.

What does a Scooter’s employee’s job title change to in the winter?
A brrrr-ista!

What’s the difference between ice and icicle?
Ice has noel.

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I really wish I’d listened to what my mother told me when I was young.
Really? Why? What did she tell you?
I don’t know. I wasn’t listening.