I can’t tell you what say to a woman when she is angry. But I can tell you, it’s not” “Whatever, Pippi Wrongstocking.”

Bruce Lee has a brother who lives in Pennsylvania. His name is Phil Lee.
Did you know Bruce Lee’s brother is a vegetarian?
His name is Broco Lee.
Bruce Lee has a faster, older brother. His name is Sudden Lee.

What do you call a detective who solves a case accidently?
Sheer Luck Holmes