How come:
22 is twenty-two,
33 is thirty-three,
and 11 is not oney-one?
Who got to decide these things?

What’s the difference between a dad joke and a mom joke?
Mom wasn’t joking. That’s just how she talks.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Granddaughter’s writing a history paper and asked me what I know about Galileo. I sang, “He’s just a poor boy from a poor family.”

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Have you asked God to give you a “Guiding Word” for 2026?