I am left-brained with really good problem-solving skills, but do you want to know where I really shine? Problem creating.

Baldwin is a really cool name.
It is the opposite of Hairloss.

At my age, to see the Norther Lights, all I have to do is stand up quickly.
Sometimes, I even get a total eclipse.

What do you call a deceased magician?
An abracadaver.

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