Q: Why did Van Gogh become a painter? A: Because he didn’t have an ear for music. Q: Did you hear about the artist who died? A: Too many strokes. Q: Where does a cow hang his paintings? A: In a mooooseum. Q: Did you here about the attempt robbery at the museum? A: They… Read More
What’s your excuse?
What’s stopping you? Are you waiting until you are perfect? Maybe you’re wanting to get all your ducks in a row before proceeding. Maybe you’re not confident enough to put yourself on the line? We all have excuses. As women, we spend so much time doubting our qualifications, labeling ourselves as “pretty good” or “not… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Q. What do elves learn in school? A. The elf-a-bet. Q. How do bees get to school? A. On a school buzz. Q. What do you get when you cross a police dog with a skunk? A. Law and Odor Spring “In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.”… Read More
History: Romanticize, Judge, or Erase?
We judge the generations who lived before us based on the idealogies of our present era. Some of us romanticize and hold onto the past as we have whitewashed it in our minds. Some of us want to erase all references to the past that don’t match our present tenets. Others believe that objects or… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Aging Jokes Q: How can you avoid getting wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses. “An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.” ~Agatha Christie “At my age, flowers scare me.” ~George Burns The nice thing about being senile is you can hide… Read More
Attitude Change: from “Waah!” to “Blessed!”
My house needs attention, not just pick up-put away-cleaning, but it is tired looking. I’ve been feeling the need to perk it up, but have been practicing “leaving the house.” After all, I was working on a writing-speaking project, plus updating my website. Actually, the website update was a necessity I could no longer avoid.… Read More
Live Life Laughing
ANIMAL FUNNIES Q: Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away. Q: Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? A: Because he was always spotted. Q: Why did the fish blush? A: Because it saw the ocean’s bottom. SPRING QUOTE
Kathleen S Evenhouse 