Q: What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?A: I’m a cashew. So what if you don’t know what apocalypse means?It’s not the end of the world. Looks like I lost an electron. I should keep a better ion them.
Live Life Laughing
Live Life Laughing
Albert Einstein’s younger brother Frank was an absolute monster. picture from Morguefile.com The good news is that I’ve made it to my golden years.The bad news is that there ain’t no gold. I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one. Never make plans with croissants. They are flaky. River and Inarra… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Don’t worry about your smartphone, TV, Siri, or Alexa spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years. Balloons are weird. Congratulations. Here’s a sack of my breath. I just ordered a life alert bracelet. That way, if I get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.
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I gave all my dead batteries away today…FREE of charge. Picture from freerangestock.com What’s the worst thing about ancient history class?The teacher tends to Babylon. I recently took a pole; do you want to hear the results?100% of the people in the tent were angry. Do you think they love me or is it just… Read More
Live Life Laughing: Special for Grammar Lovers
I get to listen to my husband laugh every weekday as he reads his emails, and it’s usually because of something on Mikey’s Funnies. Today he forwarded them to me to share with others who are writers or correctors of grammar. You can sign up to receive these free chuckles in your inbox at http://www.MikeysFunnies.com Enjoy!… Read More
Live Life Laughing: Families 5
“What strange creatures brothers are!” -Jane Austen “In our family, normal is so overrated.” -Unknown “My family is temperamental. Half temper, half mental.” -Unknown “The reason I love kids so much is because they’re so honest, so you know right away if they like you or they don’t.” -Colin Egglesfield “Family: a social unit where… Read More
Live Life Laughing: Families 4
Who knew there was so many funny quotes about families. But then, of course there are. The funnies were found on http://www.humorliving.com “There’s nothing like a family vacation to make you appreciate a bit of separation.” -Unknown “Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven’t thought of yet.” -Gene Perret “Children… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 