Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Did you watch that movie about hot dogs?It was an Oscar Wiener. (I like my trophies with mustard.) My best recipe for an upside-down cake. It’s super easy.1. Make a cake from a box.2. While carrying it, trip over the dog. I wonder if the person who came up with the phrase, “One Hit Wonder,”… Read More
Sorry, not genetically predisposed to folding laundry. What do you call a deer who can write with both their left and right hooves?Bambidextrous. If I have to put my coffee down, the answer is “NO!”
What do you call a paper airplane that refuses to fly? Stationery. How many pieces of candy corn do you think you will eat before you ask youself: “I wonder what a candle would taste like?” Morning: Too tired to thinkNoon: Still thought impaired.Supper time: Leave something in the microwave til the end of the… Read More
Snide Remarks you might have heard this week. (adapted from: https://www.imightbefunny.com/humor/funny-women-6725/
My favorite super hero is TYPO MAN.He writes all the wrongs. The true definition of essential oils:the liquid that drips out of tacos or Italian beef sandwiches. I just opened a can of words. What’s the big deal?The worms just sit there. Hardly the chaos that’s been advertised.
I never finish anything.I have a black belt in Partial Arts. An empty fortune cookie is rather unfortunate. I did a little mechanics work today—I’m so good at this.I put a rear end in a recliner.
What do you call an attractive monster?Pretty scary. Bean bag chairs are Venus Flytraps for anyone over 40. The difference between me and Superman is this:He has super vision. I require supervision.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 