Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
I just bought a sweet car online.It was previously owned by Neil Diamond. I tried to walk like an Egyptian,and now I need to see a Cairo practor. What happens with a microscope crashes into a telescope?They kaleidoscope. How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, crisp, and even.
“Stop it with all the corny jokes!” “What you gonna do? Call the crops?” Ever had one of those day when you are holding a stick,and everybody looks like a pinata? Try to remember, the greener grass across the fencemay be due to a septic tank issue. Imagine if you will: a athiest stuck at… Read More
I am left-brained with really good problem-solving skills, but do you want to know where I really shine? Problem creating. Baldwin is a really cool name.It is the opposite of Hairloss. At my age, to see the Norther Lights, all I have to do is stand up quickly.Sometimes, I even get a total eclipse. What… Read More
How come:22 is twenty-two,33 is thirty-three,and 11 is not oney-one?Who got to decide these things? What’s the difference between a dad joke and a mom joke?Mom wasn’t joking. That’s just how she talks. Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes. Granddaughter’s writing a history paper and asked me what I know about Galileo. I sang,… Read More
Last punderful post of 2025 to promote peals of laughter and the rolling of eyes. See you next year. I hope this post doesn’t find you at all. I hope you escaped social media and blogs to start a whole new life away from it all, in a world where the word email has no… Read More
How do you know when the moon is totally broke?When it’s down to its last quarter. They say 30 is the new 20, and 50 is the new 40.All I know is, 9 pm is the new midnight. The right eye said to the left eye, “Between you and me, something smells.”
When they say dogs are a reflection of their owner, and you realize your dog always wants a little treat, gets excited to meet new people, and is a little chunky. I am so jealous of people who know how and when to shut up.I shut up and subtitle come out on my face. My… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 