My husband asked if he had any annoying habits.Then he got all offended during the PowerPoint presentation. To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos. Judging by the looks of my hair this morning, I may be a muppet.
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Live Life Laughing
What is the most terrifying word in Nuclear Physics?Oops! A chicken crossed the road and met James Bond.“What’s your name?” asked the chicken.“Bond. James Bond,” said 007. “What’s yours?”“Ken, Chick Ken,” the chicken cluckled. This morning I woke up wearing a clown costume.I must have slept funny.
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That moment when you realize that your children have your twisted sense of humor, and you don’t know whether to be PROUD or SCARED. I’ve got an idea! Let’s join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight. You can say, “Have a nice day” and people smile and say thanks.But just… Read More
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Last night someone broke into our house and took a dozen eggs. They also left a saucepan filled with warm water. Police think it was poachers. What do you call an ant that has lived for 100 years?Ant-ique. What kind of sound does a train make?A low-commotion.
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Did you know that Jesus drove a Honda, but just didn’t want to talk about it?“For I did not speak of my own accord.” John 12:49 As a matter of fact, Jesus often took his disciples for a drive.They were all in one accord. Who’s the shortest man in the Bible?Job’s friend, Bildad the Shuhite.
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Why are camels the color of sand?Camel-flauge How do snails fight?They slug it out. The opposite of a croissant, is a happy uncle.
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Sometimes, it’s nice to know that others enjoy silliness and a good laugh as much as I do. My friend, Carol Van Klompenberg, blogs on substack, and this one made me laugh. I’d love to wear a cow costume to a staff meeting and come up with a talk full of cow pies, I mean,… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 