I have an inferiority problem, but it’s not a very good one. I had my patience tested. I’m negative. I tried being normal once. It was the worst 5 minutes of my life. Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton,“How are you doing?” When you feel like you need… Read More
Live Life Laughing – 11
When you’re sick and you just lie there thinking about all the times you weren’t sick and how you took breathing for granted. Always laugh while you can. It’s cheap medicine. I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon, I’ll let you know which comes first. Research has shown that laughing for 2 minutes… Read More
Live Life Laughing 2026-6
Phonetic is not.Abbreviation is 12 letters.Thesaurus doesn’t have a synonym.Monosyllabic has five syllables.I like the humor of whoever thought up these English words. Sing with me: When the moon hits your knees, and you mispronounce trees,sycamore! How was Rome split in two?With a pair of Caesars.
Live Life Laughing 2026-5
If you say gullible really slowly,it sounds like orange. Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips.Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger. NASA is launching a satellite to say “sorry” to the aliens.They’re call it the Apollo G.
Live Life Laughing 2026-4
English puns make me feel numb.But math puns make me feel number. Today’s DEEP THOUGHT: When you clean out avacuum cleaner, You become a vacuum cleaner. The word queue is ironic.It is just a Q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line. My husband fainted on the baggage carousel at the airport.Thanksfully, he… Read More
Live Life Laughing 2026-3
I just bought a sweet car online.It was previously owned by Neil Diamond. I tried to walk like an Egyptian,and now I need to see a Cairo practor. What happens with a microscope crashes into a telescope?They kaleidoscope. How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, crisp, and even.
Live Life Laughing 2026
I am left-brained with really good problem-solving skills, but do you want to know where I really shine? Problem creating. Baldwin is a really cool name.It is the opposite of Hairloss. At my age, to see the Norther Lights, all I have to do is stand up quickly.Sometimes, I even get a total eclipse. What… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 