Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
My mind is exceptionally quiet today.I am suspicious that I made be up to something I don’t want me to know about. I’ve always wondered if any of my recorded calls have been used for training or quality purpose. Sing like no one is listening.Dance like you need to be shot with a tranquilizer dart.… Read More
No matter how bad life gets, just remember that cheese exists.It has never let anyone down. I love going outdoors.It’s much safer than going out windows. I’m writing a song about getting door locks replaced.There’s a key change at the end.
I don’t really have a plan. I rely on caffeine and weirdness to get me through the day. I only want two things: (1) to lose weight, and (2) to eat. I was meant to be rich. I can tell by the way I spend money.
I am working hard to be the kind of grandparent that my grandchildren can differentiate from a wolf wearing a nightgown and cap. It would be pretty weird if you went to a concert and they had a football game halfway through. Here’s a bright idea for you the next time you are having trouble… Read More
I’m not a hoarder, I’m a this-might-be-useful-some-day specialist. My ancestors navigated the ocean using the moon and stars.I’m over here miss exits with a GPS. Some days, life isn’t so much “EASY PEASY, LEMON SQUEEZY.”Today is more like “STRESSY MESSY, LEMON ZESTY.” Cookies have very few vitamins. That’s why you have to eat so many… Read More
We head home tomorrow after a week of vacationing with some family members and seeing others in summer jobs or new adventures in life. Today, it’s just the two of us, in the surprising Sand Hills of northern Nebraska. So many little lakes in middle of green prairies grasses, and the sky dominates everything. Yesterday… Read More
The early bird can keep the worm. I’ll take the coffee. Some days, you make the coffee. Other day, the coffee makes you. “Oh, coffee, you’re so fine. You’re so fine you blow my mind. Hey, coffee. Hey, Hey, coffee!”Be honest. You didn’t read that, you sang it. My idea of a good time involves… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 