Q: How did the farmer find his wife? A: He tractor. Q: What do you call a cow spying on another cow? A: A steak out. Q: What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk? A: A milk dud. Give Thanks We must learn to appreciate life. Someone is sitting in the shade… Read More
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Q: What does a farmer talk about while he’s milking the cows? A: Udder Nonsense. Q: What goes “ooooo, oooo, oooo”? A: A cow with no lips. I come from a town where a traffic jam is five cars behind a tractor. Give Thanks When you rise in the morning, give thanks for the light,… Read More