Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q: Why are there pop tarts but no mom tarts?A. Because of the pastryarchy. I’m writing a song about getting my door lock replaced.There’s a key change at the end. I want to go on a diet, but I feel thatI have way too much on my place right now. What do you do to… Read More
We had a contest at work for the best neckwear. It was a tie. Photo by Teddy Joseph: https://www.pexels.com/photo/man-wearing-black-suit-2955376/ I asked my dad why he decided to buy a boat. He said, “There was a sail.” Q: Where did Chewbacca learn his knowledge of The Force?A: From Wookieepedia.
Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A: A headbanger. When chickens communicate, do they use foul language? I’m writing a song about getting the lock on my door replaced.There’s a key change at the end. Love is caring for the mom who cared for you.
I bumped my head on a coffee maker. It left a brews. What party game do fish play at birthday parties?Salmon Says. What do get when you cross a dog with an antenna?A Golden Receiver. Every morning I tell the whole household that I’m going running.Then I don’t go.It’s a running joke. What is a… Read More
How does Willie the Whale go overland from CA to FL?On whale-way tracks. Junior-high grandson: “Grandma, how do birds live without arms?”Me: “Hmm. Let me think. Is this a trick questions?”Smart Alec grandson: “They wing it.” What happened when sweet-looking Kendall secretly tied her classmates shoelaces together?They went on a class trip. It’s that time… Read More
Where do young cows have coffee and pastries?In the calf-eteria. What do you call a yam in the hotel’s upgraded room?A suite-potato. I just noticed! My car battery has two large bumps. I was worried so I had them tested, and one came back positive. Hope it’s not terminal. May your friendships be full and… Read More
I like to tell jokes about chemistry…I get great reactions. Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me. Today I learned that you can use leftover disposable masks to brew espresso.That’s because they’re coughy filters.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 