My doctor told me to watch my sodium intake.I took his advice with a grain of salt. Just chicken in on you. I have a new pet—it’s a termite. I named his Clint.Clint Eatswood. Spend some time in nature on a regular basis.
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Live Life Laughing
Q: What’s the first thing you notice when someone tries to approach you?A: Their audacity. Starting your day with an early-morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started. Be grateful that no matter how much chocolate you eat, your earrings will still fit. When you… Read More
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I really need to go to Hobby Lobby. I don’t know what I will get, but I’m sure I’ll figure it out when I get there. Me: How much do y ou want for the angry lawn gnome.Yard Sale Lady: That’s my toddler. Do you ever forget to hide your expressions for minute. Then, you… Read More
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I can’t even begin to imagine the self-control it takes to work at a bubble-wrap factory. Imagine how much sound a centipede would make if they wore little, tiny flip-flops. If someone from Ziplock would contact just about anyone in the cereal business, it would be a match made in heaven. I was lonely until… Read More
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I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one. ~Steven Wright I just ordered a life alert bracelet so when I get a life, I’ll be notified immediately. Milk is the fastest liquid on earth.It’s pasteurized before you even see it. Surround yourselves with friends who pray for you behind your back.
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I bought a head of lettuce from a small grocery store called The Mommas and The Papas. I can’t eat it though, ’cause all the leaves are brown. Jimmy asked me to spell “wonton” backwards.I said, “Not now.” There is no better karate instructor than a spider web in your face. The good news is:… Read More
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Q: Why are there pop tarts but no mom tarts?A. Because of the pastryarchy. I’m writing a song about getting my door lock replaced.There’s a key change at the end. I want to go on a diet, but I feel thatI have way too much on my place right now. What do you do to… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 