I prefer living in the past. At least the cost of housing was much cheaper. There’s a new support group for compulsive talkers. It’s called On Anon. I’ve taken up a new sport. It’s called silent tennis.It’s just like regular tennis, but without the racket. Don’t be afraid to get your hands dirty.

70% of the earth is water, and virtually none of it is carbonated.So, the earth is, in fact, flat. What is the difference between an actor and a burnt rodent?One is Chris Pratt, and the other is a Crisp Rat. I accidentally replace my halogen bulbs with hallucinogen bulbs.The circuit breakers are tripping and my… Read More

I am awake. Please respect my privacy at this difficult time. Another year older. Out thoughts are with you at this difficult time. They say with age comes wisdom, so therefore I don’t have wrinkles, I have wise cracks. I was going to tell a joke about retired people, but none of them work.

“Told you so.” Sincerely, Your Intuition I didn’t fall for you. You tripped me. I have learned that two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different. Yelling silences your message. Speak quietly so your children can hear your words instead of just your voice. ~L.R. Knost on learningstationmusic.com

It’s only embarrassing if you’re embarrassed. I wonder what my dog named me? There are only 3 things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. -Chris Rock Parenting offers the unique experience of realizing you’re already late for something that doesn’t start for 4 hours. -Simon Holland Quoted from realmomrecs.com How to wake up… Read More