Q: Why does Mr. Potato head have a cell phone.A. In case Mr. Onion rings. I had a date last night and really enjoyed itSo, tonight I’ll try a fig. Q. What is the leading cause of dry skin?A. Towels.

I went to see the doctor for my hearing problem.He said, “Can you describe the symptoms?”I said, “Homer’s a fat guy, and Marge has blue hair.” Q. What do you call a spy in a bath tub?A. Bubble 07 Q. Why did the chicken go to the gym?A. To work on his pecks.

Q: Where did Noah keep the bees?A. In the Ark-hives. I have a phobia about bows and arrows.The very thought of them makes me quiver. There’s not really any training for garbage men.They just pick things up as they go along.

Wouldn’t it be ironic if Popeye’s chicken was fried in Olive Oil? Q. What do you call a French guy who had a fight with his house cat?A. Claude Before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.

Q. How many altos does it take to change a light bulb?A. None; they can’t get up that high. Q. Why did the mechanic run out of mufflers?A. Because her supply was exhausted. Q. What do you call someone who pretends to be from Sweden?A. Artificial Swedener