Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q: Why is Yoda such a good gardener?A: Because he has a green thumb. Q: How do you get down from a bantha?A: You don’t. You get down from a goose. Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan… Read More
Q: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?A: Adobe Wan Kenobi Q. Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?A: Wookieleaks Q: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?A: To get to the Dark Side.
A fellow accidentally ingested some alpha-L-glucose and discovered that he had no ill effect. Apparently he was ambidextrose. Q. Whatdo solids, liquids and gases have in common?A. They all matter. Q. How can you tell when the moon is going broje?A. When it is down to its last quarter.
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air. Q: What did Gregor Mendel say when he founded genetics? A: Woopea! The name’s Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.
“Online Money” has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.The proposed name is: Un-obtainium. Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?A: One molar solution. Q: What do you call a clown who’s in jail?A: A silicon.
Q: Did you hear the one about the geologist? A: He took his wife for granite so she left himhttp://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/schooljokes/geologyjokes.html Q: How did the geology student drown? A: His grades were below C-levelhttp://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/schooljokes/geologyjokes.html Watson: Holmes! What kind of rock is this! Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/schooljokes/geologyjokes.html
You don’t like plant jokes? What stomata with you! Q: What do you call the leader of a biology gang?A: The nucleus Q: What did the femur say to the patella? A: I kneed you.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 