The PAST TENSE of William Shakespeareis WOULDIWAS SHOOKSPEARED. Honey is the tastiest of all the insect vomits I have tasted so far. Tell me, what even is atheism?A non-prophet organization.
Live Life Laughing
Live Life Laughing
My mind is exceptionally quiet today. I’m suspicious I’m up to something I don’t want me to know about. I’m starting a business to teach math to short people.It’s called, “Making the little things count.” I’m going to need some of you readers to start getting weirder.I can’t keep pulling all the weight like this.… Read More
Live Life Laughing
If a viking is reincarnated, is he Bjorn again? Just meand my support beverage. I’m having people over to stare at the phones later. You are welcome to come by. I’m giving away free samples of my attitude today.
Live Life Laughing
Me and my recliner go way back. My favorite song is “Blowin’ in the Wind” byPeter, Pollen, Mary. What do you call an island completely covered by cupcakes?Desserted. Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver.
Live Life Laughing
She believed she could, but it was 91 degrees outside with Iowa corn field humidity, so she didn’t. Why do fireflies’ butts glow?Because the other end would make them light-headed. Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe,but if you remove it, you get: gravy. The guy next door just bought 6… Read More
Live Life Laughing
I’m not a hoarder, I’m a this-might-be-useful-some-day specialist. My ancestors navigated the ocean using the moon and stars.I’m over here miss exits with a GPS. Some days, life isn’t so much “EASY PEASY, LEMON SQUEEZY.”Today is more like “STRESSY MESSY, LEMON ZESTY.” Cookies have very few vitamins. That’s why you have to eat so many… Read More
Live Life Laughing: with coffee in hand (3)
How is coffee like a light switch. First cup flips the switch to on. This is the look you get before glasses and my first cup of coffee. Don’t ever let anyone tell you that fairy tales aren’t real. This morning I drank a potion made from adding hot water to magic beans, and it… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 