Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night. OOF! You should fear the pirate duck.He has the power to unleash the quackin’ Does every sentence need to include a vegetable?Not necescelery. Pre- means before.Post- means after.Using both in the same word would be preposterous. This hummingbird has one major task each day—consuming nectar.My… Read More
Why did Shakespeare only write in pen?Because pencils always brought up the question: 2B or not 2B. A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel.An OPTIMIST see light at the end of the tunnel.A REALIST sees a freight train.The TRAIN DRIVER see 3 fools standing on the tracks. Life Hack: turn any sofa into a bed by… Read More
I have a pet dog. I also have a pet tree. They’re kind of the same,but one’s bark is quieter. What do you call two doctors in the same room?A paradox. I am starting a business to teach short people math.It titled, “Making the Little Things Count.” What do you call a fortune cookie that… Read More
Phonetic is not.Abbreviation is 12 letters.Thesaurus doesn’t have a synonym.Monosyllabic has five syllables.I like the humor of whoever thought up these English words. Sing with me: When the moon hits your knees, and you mispronounce trees,sycamore! How was Rome split in two?With a pair of Caesars.
If you say gullible really slowly,it sounds like orange. Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips.Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger. NASA is launching a satellite to say “sorry” to the aliens.They’re call it the Apollo G.
English puns make me feel numb.But math puns make me feel number. Today’s DEEP THOUGHT: When you clean out avacuum cleaner, You become a vacuum cleaner. The word queue is ironic.It is just a Q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line. My husband fainted on the baggage carousel at the airport.Thanksfully, he… Read More
I just bought a sweet car online.It was previously owned by Neil Diamond. I tried to walk like an Egyptian,and now I need to see a Cairo practor. What happens with a microscope crashes into a telescope?They kaleidoscope. How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, crisp, and even.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 