Why do trees hate going to school? Because they’re easily stumped. Why did the tree decide to start taking art classes? She wanted to branch out. What happens when winter arrives? Autumn leaves.
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Everyone told Sam not to sing.But Samsung anyway. I’m addicted to seaweed,but I’m seeking kelp. When I was at McDonald’s today, I ate a Kid’s Meal.It was really good, but the kid cried and his mom was furious. Authors, think of the influence you have. Use your influence wisely.
The Clock Is Chirping
This is what I do for fun: I’m a member of an online group of writers from all over call The Habit, hosted by author Jonathan Rogers. We meet online to talk, encourage each other, and have forums on a multitude of topics. We enjoy and encourage each other by reading what the others write… Read More
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I’m going to add a new super service to my business called, “Typoman.”You ask, “What do you do?” My answer: “I write wrongs.” A policeman made a presentation at a school on career days. After his presentation, he opened up a time for questions from the audience. “What would you do if you had to… Read More
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Some people think the T-Rex can’t clap because its arms are too short.But the real reason is: they’re all dead! Photo by Frank Kroeger on Unsplash I’m not too good with this techy stuff. Yesterday, my cell phone took a 10-minute video of my shoes.But surprisingly, it was pretty good footage. What do you call… Read More
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Sometimes I wrap my arms around my knees and lean forward.That’s just how I roll. When I went to the bakery and asked if they had any shortbread, they told me they didn’t make it any longer. Photo by Jude Infantini on Unsplash My grandkids begged, “Please, will you stop telling terrible puns and write… Read More
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Did you hear about the ice cream truck that crashed?The driver said it wasn’t his fault. He blamed it on the Rocky Road. A truck loaded with Vick’s Vapor Rub turned over on a busy highway near Chicago.Amazingly, there was no congestion for the next 8 hours. A few of my grandkids declare this is… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 