“There is no greater power than that of a laugh and happiness is a force which can save a person from the horrors of the world.” ~Hillary DiPiano  found on posterous.com NEOLOGISMS — alternative meanings for common words. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown. Lymph (v.), to walk… Read More

“He bursts out laughing. It’s short, as if he regretted allowing me to make him laugh, but the satisfaction’s already mine.” ~Melina Marchetta  found on dumpaday.com Don’t get it? Look again. NEOLOGISMS —  alternative meanings for common words.  Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.  Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. … Read More

“Anything with the power to make you laugh over thirty years later isn’t a waste of time. I think something like that is very close to immortality.” ~Stephen King Phyllis Diller Quotes: Aim high, and you won’t shoot your foot off. The reason there are no women football leagues is that 11 of them would… Read More

“It is cheerful to God when you rejoice or laugh from the bottom of your heart.” ~Martin Luther King  found on bildmix.com Phyllis Diller quotes: Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. If you ever see three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been… Read More

“You have as much laughter as you have faith.” ~Martin Luther  found on sanataryum.com I don’t know about you, but I think that joke was very well done. George Carlin Quotes: If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman,… Read More

“Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.” ~Victor Borge  found on pausedreamenjoy.blogspot.com George Carlin Quotes Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

“Laughter is carbonated holiness.” ~Anne Lamont When you’re finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess? Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. It’s not hard to meet expenses. They’re everywhere.