I hope that songs sticks in your head all morning. Q: What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? A: Not sure, but the flag is a big plus. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200. The dyslexic devil worshiper sold his soul to Santa.
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Originally I wasn’t going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. Q: What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: Tooth-hurtie. Q: What do you call dangerous precipitation? A: A rain of terror.
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Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. Q: Which day do chickens hate the most? A: Friday. Q: Why did the bee get married? A: Because he found his honey.
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It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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For my son-in-law, the math teacher: My math teacher called me average. How mean! Atheism is a non-prophet organization. I put the “fun” in dysfunctional.
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I’m glad I know sign language. It’s pretty handy. I hate insect puns. They really bug me. I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 