Q How do you find Will Smith in the snow? A You look for fresh prints. I went to an emotional wedding the other day. Even the cake was in tiers. Q What did the pirate say when he turned 80? A Aye matey.
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Q Which author is often mistaken for an artificially built water source? A George or well? Q Why do writers feel constantly cold? A Because they’re surrounded by drafts. A steak pun is a rare medium well done. .
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Riddles for English nerds: Q Which dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? A The thesaurus Q What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? A A cat has claws at the end of paws; and a comma is pause at the end of clause. Q What makes “Civil Disobedience” such… Read More
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Pencils always confused Shakepeare: 2B or not 2B. Q What would you find in Charles Dickens kitchen? A The best of thymes; the worst of thymes. Q Why are apostrophes so terrible to date? A They’re so possessive.
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American idiom puns: Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they called it a day. My grandpa has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo. My friend’s bakery burned down last night, and how his business is toast. My friend drove his… Read More
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For those in design and publication. I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something. I had this crazy dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was only a Fanta sea. I just found out I lost an electron. I’ll have to keep a better ion them.… Read More
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You need to read the answer with an accent. Live like Minions: laugh aloud all day without any reason and annoy all the mean people with your happiness. Q Why do people say “break a leg” before you go on stage? A Because every play has a cast. Q How does a train… Read More
