In democracy, it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism, it’s your count that votes. Q: What do you call a big pile of kittens? A: A meowntain. Why are there 5 syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?
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You can’t see his forehead on this picture… What if there were no hypothetical questions? Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks “How do you drive this thing?” Q: Why can’t a bike stand on its own? A: It’s two tired.
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A: A thesaurus. I am the ghost of Christmas Future Perfect Subjunctive: I will show you what would have happened were you not to have changed your ways! I started a band called 999 Megabytes—we haven’t gotten a gig yet.
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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: FSH I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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Q: What do sea monsters eat for lunch? A; Fish and ships. Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? A: Sneakers. Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines everywhere!
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Couldn’t watch the whole movie, but liked the joke. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut. A magician was walking down the… Read More
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This picture pun is specially for my graphic design and layout friends. A garage sale is actually often a Garbage sale but the “b” is silent. There was a prison break and I saw a very short man climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, “Well, that’s a little… Read More
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