If you don’t get it, say the punch line out loud. If you still don’t get it, you’ll have to read The Communist Manifesto. Did you realize that the word “bed” actually looks like one? Shazzam moment: When you realize your age is the number of times you went around the sun. Q How does… Read More
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Give it a minute—game players and history buffs, the joke above is for you. The following riddles are from http://www.rd.com: Q What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? A “Curses! Foil again!” Q Why is the letter the most like a flower? A Because the B is after it.… Read More
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Occupational Hymns from: mikeysfunnies.com ~ Astronaut: “Nearer My God, To Thee” ~ Baker: “I Need Thee Every Hour” ~ Barber: “A Parting Hymn We Sing” ~ Baseball Batter: “Seek Thee First” ~ Builder: “How Firm A Foundation” and “The Church’s One Foundation” ~ Canoeist: “Flow, River, Flow” ~ Carpenter: “The Nail Scarred Hand” ~ Children’s… Read More
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List of Hymns for Today: from: mikeysfunnies.com ~ “Amazing Grace, How Interesting the Sound” ~ “Lord, Keep Us Loosely Connected to Your Word” ~ “Praise God from whom All Affirmations Flow” ~ “Pillow of Ages, Fluffed for Me” ~ “When Peace, Like a Trickle” ~ “We Give Thee but Still Think We Own” ~ “What… Read More
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Q: What kind of shoes do frogs wear? A: Open-toad Q: Why was the math book sad? A: It had too many problems. (Ain’t that the truth?) Q: What did one elevator say to another elevator: A: I think I’m coming down with something. There’s power in looking silly and not caring that you do.… Read More
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Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A: A neck-tarine. Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur? A: A Doyouthinkhesawus? (If you don’t get it, say it out loud.) Q: Why did the orange lose the race? A: Because it ran out of juice. It is more fitting for a man to laugh at life… Read More
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Q: What did zero say to 8? A: Nice belt. Q: What happens when an egg laughs? A: It cracks up. Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry? A They are always stuffed. To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it. ~Charlie Chaplin
