Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. Why did the scientist install a knocker on his front door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!
Live Life Laughing
I tried to find ten puns that made me laugh, but no pun in ten did. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off. My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn’t concentrate.
Live Life Laughing
Q: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? A: It gets toad away. Q: Why can’t you trust an atom? A: Because they make up everything. Q: Why are atoms Catholic? A: Because they have mass.
Live Life Laughing
“Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!” “Well, pull yourself together.” “Doctor, Doctor! My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!” “Hmmmm… Let’s hope nothing develops.” “Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a deck of cards!” “I’ll deal with you in a minute.” “Doctor, Doctor! My son has swallowed my pen, what… Read More
Live Life Laughing
“There is no greater power than that of a laugh and happiness is a force which can save a person from the horrors of the world.” ~Hillary DiPiano found on posterous.com NEOLOGISMS — alternative meanings for common words. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown. Lymph (v.), to walk… Read More
Live Life Laughing
“He bursts out laughing. It’s short, as if he regretted allowing me to make him laugh, but the satisfaction’s already mine.” ~Melina Marchetta found on dumpaday.com Don’t get it? Look again. NEOLOGISMS — alternative meanings for common words. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. … Read More
Live Life Laughing
“Anything with the power to make you laugh over thirty years later isn’t a waste of time. I think something like that is very close to immortality.” ~Stephen King Phyllis Diller Quotes: Aim high, and you won’t shoot your foot off. The reason there are no women football leagues is that 11 of them would… Read More
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