Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To say hello from the other side. Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced? A: A buccaneer Q: How does the moon cut his hair? A: Eclipse it Quote about JOY “One filled with joy preaches without preaching.” ~Mother Theresa
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Q: What do you call someone with no body and a nose? A: Nobody knows. I’m so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing? Quote about JOY “Joy is not in things, it is in us.” ~Richard Wagner
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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because it had so many problems. Q: Did you hear the song about the tortilla? A: Actually it was more of a wrap. Q: Where did the cat go after losing its tail? A: The retail store. Quote about Joy Fight to find the joy in every… Read More
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Q: What type of computer sings? A: A Dell Q: How did the trees feel in the spring? A: Re-leaved Q: Where do you live? A: With my parents? Q: Where to your parents live? A: With me Q: Where do you all live? A: Together Q: Where is your house? A: Next to my… Read More
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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera. Q: Why should you never use a dull pencil? A: Because it’s pointless. Dear Algebra, Please stop asking me to look for your X. She left you and I don’t know Y. Quote about… Read More
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Q: What do you call a cow with three legs? A: Lean beef If someone calls you ugly say, “Excuuuse me! I am not a mirror.” ~Funny Minions Q: You’ve heard of Murphy’s law, right? A: Yes, Why? Q: It states that anything that can go wrong will, but have you heard of Cole’s law?… Read More
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Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? A: Because he Neverlands. Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she’ll let it go. Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? A: He pasta way. Quote on Joy Speak of your joy. Often. ~Daniellelaporte.com
Kathleen S Evenhouse 