Q: What do you call a cow with three legs?
A: Lean beef

If someone calls you ugly say, “Excuuuse me! I am not a mirror.” ~Funny Minions

Q: You’ve heard of Murphy’s law, right?
A: Yes, Why?
Q: It states that anything that can go wrong will, but have you heard of Cole’s law?
A. No, what is it?
A: Thinly sliced cabbage

Quote on Joy

Joy does not simply happen to us. We have to choose joy and keep choosing it every day. ~Henry Nouwen