Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
If Shaquile O’Neal was a banana, he’d be Shaquille O’Peal. If Shaquile O’Neal was a shade of blue-green, he’d be Shaquille O’Teal. If Shaquile O’Neal was a thief, he’d be Shaquille O’Steal. If Shaquile O’Neal was overly emotional, he’d be Shaquille O’Feel. “I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my… Read More
Yesterday I accidentally Pokeman. I know a dog who can do tricks. It’s a labracadabrador. Q: What do you call Dracula with hayfever? A: Pollen Count
White boards are remarkable. Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? A: Ten Tickles Would a cardboard belt be a waist of paper?
Q: What is a thesaurus’ favorite dessert? A: Synonym buns England doesn’t have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn’t know how to conduct itself.
There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t control his pupils. Small babies may be delivered by a stork, but heavier ones need a crane. Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand, she was completely fine.
Did you hear about the guy who lost all feeling on the left side? He’s all right now. I’d tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction. If there was someone selling drugs in this area, weed know.
Pencils always confused Shakepeare: 2B or not 2B. Q What would you find in Charles Dickens kitchen? A The best of thymes; the worst of thymes. Q Why are apostrophes so terrible to date? A They’re so possessive.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 