If Shaquile O’Neal was a banana, he’d be Shaquille O’Peal.
If Shaquile O’Neal was a shade of blue-green, he’d be Shaquille O’Teal.
If Shaquile O’Neal was a thief, he’d be Shaquille O’Steal.
If Shaquile O’Neal was overly emotional, he’d be Shaquille O’Feel.

“I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.” ~Colin Thomas

If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.

Quote on humor:
“If fate doesn’t make you laugh, you just don’t get the joke.”
― Gregory David Roberts