List of Hymns for Today:
from: mikeysfunnies.com

~ “Amazing Grace, How Interesting the Sound”
~ “Lord, Keep Us Loosely Connected to Your Word”
~ “Praise God from whom All Affirmations Flow”
~ “Pillow of Ages, Fluffed for Me”
~ “When Peace, Like a Trickle”
~ “We Give Thee but Still Think We Own”
~ “What an Acquaintance We Have in Jesus”
~ “We Are Milling Around in the Light of God”
~ “Blest Be the Tie that Doesn’t Cramp My Style”
~ “I Surrender Some”
~ “Standing on the Premises”
~ “Sweet Minute of Prayer”
~ “Blessed Insurance”
~ “Come We That Like the Lord”
~ “Onward, Social Workers”
~ “Avoid the Good Fight”
~ “The Gold-Plated Cross”
~ “Some for Jesus”
~ “I Have My Own Way”
~ and the all-time children’s favorite: “I Love Me”

Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not.
~Vaclav Havel