Live Life Laughing

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Occupational Hymns
from: mikeysfunnies.com

~ Astronaut: “Nearer My God, To Thee”
~ Baker: “I Need Thee Every Hour”
~ Barber: “A Parting Hymn We Sing”
~ Baseball Batter: “Seek Thee First”
~ Builder: “How Firm A Foundation” and “The Church’s One Foundation”
~ Canoeist: “Flow, River, Flow”
~ Carpenter: “The Nail Scarred Hand”
~ Children’s Librarian: “We’ve A Story To Tell”
~ Chiropractor: “Awake My Soul, Stretch Every Nerve”
~ Civil Engineer: “When I Survey The Wondrous Cross”
~ Dentist: “Crown Him With Many Crowns”
~ Electrician: “O Joyful Light” and “Send The Light”
~ Fisherman: “Shall We Gather At The River?”
~ Golfer: “There Is A Green Hill Far Away”
~ Gossiper: “Pass It On,” “It Is No Secret,” and “Oh, For A Thousand Tongues”
~ Historian: “Tell Me The Old, Old Story”
~ IRS: “All To Thee (I Owe)” and “We Give Thee But Thine Own”
~ Jogger: “The Path Of Life”
~ Lifeguard: “Come To The Water”
~ Long-Distance Trucker: “On The Highways And Byways Of Life”
~ Mathematician: “10,000 Times, 10,000 Times”
~ Medical Technician: “Revive Us Again”
~ Mountain Climber: “The Rock That Is Higher Than I”
~ Newlywed: “I Need Thee Every Hour”
~ Obstetrician: “He Is Able To Deliver Thee”
~ Optometrist: “Open Mine Eyes That I Might See” and “When I Can Read My Title Clear”
~ Paratrooper: “Now On Land And Sea Descending”
~ Philosopher: “I Am Thinking Today”
~ Politician: “Standing On The Promises”
~ Real Estate Agent: “I’ve Got A Mansion”
~ Sailboater: “Deep River”
~ Sceptic: “Almost Persuaded”
~ Shopper: “Sweet By And By”
~ Speech Therapist: “He Never Said A Mumbling Word”
~ Steeple Builder: “Lift High The Cross”
~ Stonecutter: “Rock Of Ages”
~ Switchboard Operator: “There’s A Call Comes Ringing”
~ Tailor: “Holy, Holy, Holy”
~ Voice Teacher: “Sing Them Over Again To Me”
~ Watchmaker: “Take Time To Be Holy”
~ Watchman: “Silent Night”
~ Weatherman: “There Shall Be Showers Of Blessings”

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you. ~Mel Brooks

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