Live Life Laughing

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American idiom puns:

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they called it a day.

My grandpa has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

My friend’s bakery burned down last night, and how his business is toast.

My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how his Mercedes bends.

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