Live Life Laughing

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An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, “I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?” The husband replies, “First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!”

A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

– See more at: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/family-jokes#sthash.ejcFwqXR.dpuf

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

Quote on humor:
β€œIt is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.”
― G.K. Chesterton

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