A contest between church choirs is a battle of the choral see.

Weight loss pills lost this morning—police say suspects are still at large.

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Mother: “Are you talking back to me?!”
Son: “Well yeah, that’s kinda how communication works.”
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Quote about humor:
“Life is too important to take seriously.”  ― Corky Siegel