No, really! I’m being serious here…

At bedtime children turn into dehydrated philosophers who need a hug.

I don’t let my age define me, but the side effects are getting harder and harder to ignore.

Q: What do you call an obese psychic.
A: A four-chin teller.

Sayings about Joy…

“Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls.” ~Mother Theresa