Q: If lightning strikes an orchestra, who is the most likely to get killed?
A: The conductor

Q: What did the fisherman say to the musician?
A: Pick a cod, any cod.

Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a Nobel prize.

Winter Quotes

“If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant: if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.”
― Anne Bradstreet, The Works of Anne Bradstreet