Live Life Laughing

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Q: Why does the Norway Navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships?
A: So when they come back to port, they can Scandanavian.

Q: Why can’t the T-Rex clap?
A: Because he’s dead.

Q: Want to know what makes you smile?
A: Your face muscles.

Winter Thoughts:

Advice is like snow—the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. ~Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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