Live Life Laughing

Time to Groan

Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, “I’m sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger.”

Did you hear that NASA recently put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit? They called it the herd shot ’round the world.

Food for Thought

Stress makes you believe that everything that everything needs to happen right now. Faith reassures you that everything will happen in God’s timing.

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