The bartender says “we don’t serve time travelers in here.”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS. THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: He neverlands.
Q: Why don’t cows have any money?
A: Because farmers milk them dry.
Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with dinosaur?
A: Jurassic Pork!
Summer afternoon, summer afternoon; to me those have always been the two most beautiful words in the English language.
~ Henry James, http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes