Live Life Laughing

For most people, when you lose your “khakis,” you’ve lost your pants.

When you’re from Boston and you lose your “khakis,” you can’t start your car.

I’m going to start collecting highlighters. Mark my words!

Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
A: Because he had a great fall.

I don’t have any ducks in a row. I have squirrels, and they are at a rave.

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