Respect people who wear glasses.
They paid money to see you.
Meant to say “hold on for a second” or “give me a minute” to a friend in the coffee shop.
What I actually said was, “Hold me for a second.” Awkward.
Gonna be one of those days.
4-year-old: “I found a caterpillar. It’s not poisonous.”
Me: “How do you know?”
4-year-old: “I licked it.”
