There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t control his pupils. Small babies may be delivered by a stork, but heavier ones need a crane. Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand, she was completely fine.
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King for today
Wouldn’t you love to be known as one who had “the Holy Spirit come upon in power?” How wonderful it would be to share in the anointing that David had from God—an anointing to be a King for God’s people. Wait…you have a kingly anointing if you are a believer in Christ. The Heidelberg Catechism… Read More
BRING BACK CIVIL DEBATE! Yes, I’m yelling.
Presidential debate of September 26, 2016 consisted of two people saying: I’m a very intelligent person, and I believe X. This other person believes Y. Therefore this other candidate is a complete moron.* Please stop this behavior! Ms. Clinton and Mr. Trump: Please stop this childish behavior. Media: Quit promoting and encouraging it. Tell me about positions and ideas,… Read More
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Did you hear about the guy who lost all feeling on the left side? He’s all right now. I’d tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction. If there was someone selling drugs in this area, weed know.
king-sized or twin?
We slept only 10 days in a king-sized bed with a soft pillow-top, but it caused problems. Back home in our smaller bed, I woke up every time one of us turned over. By the third awakening–sans blankets–I was irritated. My husband’s a big bear of a guy and sleeps diagonally across the bed. I… Read More
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I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster. Unfortunately, it only made him more sluggish. Q How do you think the unthinkable? A With an itheburg. I clean when I am frustrated, so if you show up unexpectedly and the house is clean, you might want to reconsider… Read More
a guide to spiritual warfare
Natural Law What goes up must come down. “That’s old school,” I say with a frown. “I’m enlightened, so I’m not frightened by your so-called truths.” I can defy, deny, justify, but in the end I must comply. IT IS whether I believe it or not. “Right and Wrong, Heaven and Hell, Angels… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 