Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Who is Frosty’s favorite relative?Aunt Arctica What do you call a snapshot taken at the North Pole?A polaroid. What do you call a reindeer without eyes?I have no eye deer. Why did Princess Elsa fall off of her sled?She let it go. How do snowmen read their texts?With an icy stare.
Thank you, God, for the truth of your son’s birth.
7 Dear friends, let us practice loving each other, for love comes from God and those who are loving and kind show that they are the children of God, and that they are getting to know him better. 8 But if a person isn’t loving and kind, it shows that he doesn’t know God—for God is love.9 God showed… Read More
Did you know that it takes 3 sheep to make just one sweater?I didn’t even know sheep could knit. I asked my friend Sam if he would be willing to sing a song about the iPhone.And, then, Samsung. How long have you had amnesia?As long as I can remember. I gave all my dead batteries… Read More
I cannot change the color of my sins—only Jesus can.
Jesus returned to the Mount of Olives, 2 but early the next morning he was back again at the Temple. A crowd soon gathered, and he sat down and talked to them. 3 As he was speaking, the Jewish leaders and Pharisees brought a woman caught in adultery and placed her out in front of the staring crowd.4 “Teacher,” they… Read More
Why did the deer get braces?Because he had buck teeth. What do you call an empty bottle of Cheese Whiz?Cheese Was Did you know that you can use disposable masks to brew espresso?That’s because they are coughy filters. You know what every woman’s dream is?A man who will take her in his arms, throw her… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 