Q: Why does Mr. Potato head have a cell phone.A. In case Mr. Onion rings. I had a date last night and really enjoyed itSo, tonight I’ll try a fig. Q. What is the leading cause of dry skin?A. Towels.
Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q: Why does Mr. Potato head have a cell phone.A. In case Mr. Onion rings. I had a date last night and really enjoyed itSo, tonight I’ll try a fig. Q. What is the leading cause of dry skin?A. Towels.
But don’t take any of this for granted. It was only yesterday that you outsiders to God’s ways had no idea of any of this, didn’t know the first thing about the way God works, hadn’t the faintest idea of Christ. You knew nothing of that rich history of God’s covenants and promises in Israel,… Read More
Major loss invokes intense emotional suffering. That is the definition of grief. And it deals us a breath-expelling blow to the solar plexus. We associate grief with the death of a loved one, but there are many kinds of deaths—losses—that drag us down to the depths of despair: The list goes on and on. And… Read More
I went to see the doctor for my hearing problem.He said, “Can you describe the symptoms?”I said, “Homer’s a fat guy, and Marge has blue hair.” Q. What do you call a spy in a bath tub?A. Bubble 07 Q. Why did the chicken go to the gym?A. To work on his pecks.
Did you have a child graduate from high school this year? Are you finding yourself wanting to slow the passing of the next few months before “life as we know it” changes. It’s a time to let (or sometimes push) your son or daughter to test their wings, to become more independent, to find their… Read More
Q: Where did Noah keep the bees?A. In the Ark-hives. I have a phobia about bows and arrows.The very thought of them makes me quiver. There’s not really any training for garbage men.They just pick things up as they go along.
But God is so rich in mercy, and he loved us so much, that even though we were dead because of our sins, he gave us life when he raised Christ from the dead. (It is only by God’s grace that you have been saved!) For he raised us from the dead along with Christ and seated… Read More