American idiom puns: Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they called it a day. My grandpa has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo. My friend’s bakery burned down last night, and how his business is toast. My friend drove his… Read More
mosquitoes love me
Mosquitoes love me. I don’t return the sentiment. The result of their infatuation with me—red, swollen, hot, itchy one-inch+ circles that last for days—bring out the wimp in me. There’s nothing endearing about whining and scratching. That’s why I was so thrilled to read about a DIY mosquito trap that is supposed to really work. You… Read More
Live Life Laughing
For those in design and publication. I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something. I had this crazy dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was only a Fanta sea. I just found out I lost an electron. I’ll have to keep a better ion them.… Read More
Human-Produced Sewage Can Help Solve Energy Crisis
Okay, say “Ewww,” but read this anyway. According to an article by Luba Ostashevsky in the July/August issue of Popular Science, we have a continual fuel source source in our sewers that is a valuable commodity—brown grease. A residue that congeals in sewer pipes and traps at waste water treatment plants, brown grease is a combination… Read More
Virtue Signalling=Political Peer Pressure
Your kids’ favorite method of “virtue signaling” might be an eye roll or an exaggerated sigh when you say something. It’s a visible message from the listener: “You should be embarrassed or ashamed that those words ever came out of your mouth. Now everyone will know how dumb you really are.” or “Get over yourself. You’ve told… Read More
Live Life Laughing
You need to read the answer with an accent. Live like Minions: laugh aloud all day without any reason and annoy all the mean people with your happiness. Q Why do people say “break a leg” before you go on stage? A Because every play has a cast. Q How does a train… Read More
Live Life Laughing
If you’re still puzzled, Google Napoleon’s birthplace. But if you have to do that, you’ll just say, “Ohhhhh.” You won’t laugh, but you’ll get it. The following scientific Shakespearean plot is brought to you by: gosciencegirls.com Two blood cells met and fell in love. Alas, it was all in vein. Dear Maths, I’m tired of finding… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 